Humor Articles
11: Do They Make Electric Security Blankets?
Every winter my electric blanket was my security blanket. Then a report said I was sleeping under a magnetic field that could make me sick - and that didn't sound like a field of dreams.
Author: kphirst
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26
| Word Count: 416 | Date: 2008-01-07
12: Excuse Me, But, Yes, I Am From 'Long-Guy-Land'
As much as I miss Long Island and New York, when I am there I can't wait to get back 'home'. The horns honking, the sirens, the closed in suburbs and, yes, the traffic, all get on my nerves now. These days, I look forward to the quiet, the easy conversation, and... the 'y'all come back now, you hear!' The way I figure it, I now have the best of both worlds and what can be better than that.
Author: judilynn
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22
| Word Count: 1143 | Date: 2008-01-05
13: To The Health With It?
Getting enough sleep is important for our health. According to the National Sleep Foundation 100,000 car accidents are caused by sleep deprivation every year - but we're not meant to lose sleep worrying about it.
Author: kphirst
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23
| Word Count: 417 | Date: 2008-01-03
14: When Do Strangers Stop Being Strange?
My grandmother always told me that I could turn strangers into friends. Well, my grandmother would be proud of me. I turned a stranger into a husband.
Author: kphirst
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23
| Word Count: 415 | Date: 2008-01-02
15: My Secret Life as a Junk Man or My New Cognitive Behavioral Materialism Therapy
Wallow in your stuff to gradually wean yourself from it. After a while you won't want to go to the mall anymore.
Author: jackdeal
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20
| Word Count: 1098 | Date: 2008-01-01
16: How Do You Say Equal In French?
Whoever said, "Don't judge a book by its cover" would probably advise not to judge a restaurant by its menu cover, but for one evening I felt like a French freedom fighter.
Author: kphirst
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38
| Word Count: 420 | Date: 2007-12-16
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